Level 3-3: City With A Syndrome

...Which sounds like a good name for a band, but unfortunately the only music you'll be hearing is me playing my own trumpet. Here we go: Stockholm!

And when you work out exactly what it is you're seeing here, you'll be as amazed as I was about Stockholm.

Level 3-2: Hardly Coping in Copenhagen

Actually I was doing just fine, I just couldn't think of anything more less lame to call it.

The thirty-seventh in a four hundred and eighty-two part photography series titled "Statues of Dudes on Horses".

Level 3-1: Berlin, Take Two

Well, here's the one you haven't been waiting for - my first in a 3927 part series about my summer holidays. While everyone else organised flights and sunny destinations together, I guilt-tripped because they were going to visit me and then didn't suggested to my parents to spend my university fees on a tour which would take me to both the Arctic Circle and Russia... as you do.

Oh, and a glacier. You know how it is.

Level 2-4: Florence On Your Machine

With so many glowing reviews of my previous blog post, I've caved to public and financial pressure and rushed out a poorly-formed, badly acted sequel, with none of the characters you liked from the original. Take solace in the knowledge that you're not paying anything for this - except your precious time and your internet fee!

Level 2-3: When (we were) In Rome

I began writing this a long (long, long) time ago - considering my track record, it would probably take me about a month to re-write two paragraphs, so I'm leaving them as they are. So, enjoy this outdated introduction to an even more outdated blog post!

Level 2-2: Venice

Howdy again everybody! Did you have a good night's sleep? What did you have for breakfast this morning? Is Amazing Race Australia any good? These are the questions we all must ask ourselves as human beings - well, okay, maybe not. I just thought I'd find out how Australia's doing, before I go back to writing about Italy.

Level 2-1: Milan

In a week where The Chaser's wedding coverage was killed, before Chas Licciardello's alter-ego was as well, it's nice to be back to the normality of work life. Goodness knows what would've happened if I was still in Italy - more on that in a second - with absolutely no knowledge of Italian. Spent a whole day of my holiday on CNN, I expect.